We could break into a zoo, steal a bear, then we shoot that bear full of Hep C, and then we release that bear in the restaurant right when they order dessert.

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thehilariousblog:

 

noW Im L YING On the C OLD hARD GROUdn

thehilariousblog:

 

noW Im L YING On the C OLD hARD GROUdn

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doctorwho:

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Marthe Troly-Curtin

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jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

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nosdrinker:

i’ve never been happier in my entire life

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thebluthcompany:

Two weeks until the return of Arrested Development. HEY!!!

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favorite movies: A Walk to Remember (2002)
“Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes.” 

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Happy Mothers Day to two of the greatest women of all time, I owe you guys everything 💐💝

Happy Mothers Day to two of the greatest women of all time, I owe you guys everything 💐💝

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